The Anchoress

…particularly if he’d done it in drag.

With an Elvis impersonator crooning just two floors below him, Rudy Giuliani, R-N.Y., took aim on Friday at both Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y., and her husband, former President Bill Clinton.

Speaking at a town hall in Berlin, New Hampshire, Giuliani first set his sights on Hillary Clinton and used humor to answer a question about Clinton’s much analyzed debate response on whether she supported a plan to grant driver’s licenses to illegal aliens in New York state.

“Oh gee I can’t figure out what to think,” said Giuliani satirizing Clinton.

“Don’t pick on me by asking that question. That’s a gotcha question. Do not pick on me for asking that question. Now let me see what I think…. Let me see… First put up your hands and tell me what you think. Then I’ll tell you what I think. Are you for it or against it? Ok, you’re not gonna tell me. So I’m for it, for it. I am against it. I’m for it and against it. And I wanna be your president.”

After having his fun, the former New York City Mayor got serious.

“Okay, all kidding aside, I am against it,” he said. “It’s a terrible mistake. You don’t give driver’s licenses to illegal immigrants.”

Giuliani did acknowledge that he at least could respect Barack Obama, D-Ill., who said he supported the license plan.

“I at least respect somebody who answers the question and I watched that debate the other night and Hillary Clinton could not answer the question,” Giuliani said. “It was like double talk. This and this and this.”

“If you can’t take a position on driver’s licenses, what the heck are you gonna do about war and peace, and difficult decisions in crisis?” he added returning his attention to the Democratic frontrunner.

Rudy had more to say, all of it good. Especially since some of it, yer Anchoress has been kvetching about for years!